From the Mouths of Property Virgins

Dear possessor of house on the market,

If you are serious about wanting someone to actually pay money for your house, please note the following:

1. Putting a listing on a site without any pictures will not entice me to inquire further, regardless of how much of the description is in all-caps.
2. There is such thing as a .5 bath. If you list a .1 I will want to know what happened to the other .4
3. I am not interested in close ups of your stuff.
4. When taking a picture at night of a room with no windows, please turn on a light before taking the picture.
5. Since "location, location, location" is the real estate mantra, when your listing says "undisclosed location" it isn't exactly a selling point.

Sincerely,
Potential buyers